Alex Hernandez -- 23-Apr-2013 06:29:40 pm -- due to the fact that people died in Boston and that flash light can be a bomb... so fuck you internet.
Robert Ibbotson -- 02-Apr-2013 03:30:48 pm -- it was taken to jail for flashing at the publick lol.
Richard S. Barcelo -- 04-Nov-2012 11:37:54 pm -- Out of context, this is kinda silly, but somebody was putting bombs in flashlights and radios and just leaving them around for people to find. Then when people went to turn them on, BOOM! Moderate injurys.
Adam Doran -- 06-Sep-2012 05:54:32 am -- that is obviously a terrorist's lightsaber.
Joshua Stretch Edwards -- 06-Sep-2012 05:46:53 am -- Quick counter attack it by throwing another suspicious flashlight. Ha! that'l stop him.
Brock Miller -- 06-Sep-2012 05:35:00 am -- Well I guess it was.
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Robin Wilkins -- 07-Jul-2012 06:29:18 pm -- ...Five people were injured in three separate incidents last month after coming across flashlights containing explosives. The flashlights in those cases were turned off, but exploded when turned on. Several other flashlights have been discovered across the city, but they did not contain explosives.... (by 3TV)
It's one of those where you had to be there to find it NOT funny.
Johnny Svalan Pettersson -- 06-Jul-2012 07:23:06 pm -- Fleshlight*
Grace Sauber -- 02-Jul-2012 07:09:37 pm -- Stupid. They had bombs in them. I saw the news when they said that. HURRRRR
Amy Pendergast -- 01-Jul-2012 11:48:02 am -- when people are putting explosives in them and leaving them around town yes it is.
Cj Cleary -- 30-Jun-2012 06:57:48 pm -- bath-salts.
J-Mtv Trugillo -- 30-Jun-2012 07:02:58 am -- >:) OH THERE YOU ARE FLASHY! *gets his sniper and aims for flashy* step back everyone.... that ain't no ordinary flash light! that thing killed my bro in the god damn alleyway! -.- time to die flashy!
Ben Croot -- 30-Jun-2012 06:53:45 am -- breaking news? America you so silly.
Calib Toobadforurluck Carter -- 30-Jun-2012 06:36:24 am -- so a flashlight is breaking news smmfh.
Jide Sinena -- 30-Jun-2012 06:25:56 am -- legend says that thing can produce a glowing thingy.
Nirun Rangraengjit -- 30-Jun-2012 06:24:35 am -- I don't understand. There's nothing suspicious about the flashlight. What's suspicious is that the news station finds suspicion in an abandoned portable lightsource.
Robert Dorn -- 30-Jun-2012 06:20:59 am -- No it’s a terrorist bomb get back everybody. it’s going to go any minute lol.
Larry Jamieson -- 30-Jun-2012 06:18:01 am -- Never trust a damn flashlight!
Salma Hamid -- 30-Jun-2012 06:12:26 am -- GODDAMNIT! THERE IT IS! THERE's THE FLASHLIGHT I SAW KILL THAT POOR MAN IN THE ALLEYWAY!
Drew Leonidas Kozjak -- 30-Jun-2012 06:03:03 am -- OH HI GUISE.
