Dear Waiter, Y U No Stop Doing It

Danielle DeChamplain -- 15-May-2013 03:12:36 am -- Customers: stop waiting until we are busy elsewhere to quickly suck down your entire drink. :-P I swear- sometimes you can constantly check your table and they are totally fine until the minute you are taking care of something or someone else. Kara Lynn Walton -- 15-May-2013 02:05:32 am -- Well, as nice as Triton is, this post is wrong. I enjoy going to Titan of Saturn, it's got a better atmosphere and is a bit closer so I can get back before my shift is over. Mirijam Fsc Redinger -- 08-Sep-2012 08:28:30 am -- the amount of idiots who don't get this hilarious joke IS TOO DAMN HIGH. Kieran Persaud -- 01-Sep-2012 11:30:10 pm -- Kevin Larson Alexandre Monlouis -- 01-Sep-2012 09:41:47 pm -- Seriously what's the point of this. Wesley Christensen -- 01-Sep-2012 06:21:46 pm -- I didn't realize that a waiter could get to Triton, the 7th moon of Neptune in the time it took you to drink a soda. well done mr. astronaut waiter, well done. Adam Lawler -- 01-Sep-2012 06:03:34 pm -- we don't get free refills wher I'm from, so... James Holcomb -- 01-Sep-2012 01:35:52 pm -- Or you might be a fat fuck and you gobbled down your diet coke before the waiter could leave the table. Danny Tekatokikuta Higton -- 01-Sep-2012 12:01:56 pm -- order more then one drink problem solved. Siri Margrethe Forbord -- 01-Sep-2012 11:24:13 am -- Well, what do you expect? do you want the waiter to stand by your table and watch you drink it? the waiter has more things to do than to constantly keep an eye on your drink... Peter Drake -- 01-Sep-2012 11:12:58 am -- Maybe there are other people to serve, you aren't the only one there! David Leroy Harbeck -- 01-Sep-2012 11:10:30 am -- OR maybe you shouldn't be so fucking stupid... its not their fault that your a MORON and cant understand a joke.... Ryan Youmans -- 19-Jun-2012 04:42:01 pm -- maybe you have less BECAUSE they are gone, not because they happen to be gone when its low? Macio Chakkour -- 16-Jun-2012 08:06:42 am -- I'm sure that the one who disliked are waiters :P Anand Powar -- 12-Jun-2012 06:29:41 am -- LOCATION OF WAITER GETS FAR AS LIQUID LEVEL DROPS FOR A REFILL. Vatsal Patel -- 11-Jun-2012 03:39:05 pm -- lol Tay Toosmart Brat -- 11-Jun-2012 01:40:00 pm -- r they saying tht they r drinking it? Kavana Kerfoifur Joyett -- 11-Jun-2012 01:18:13 pm -- I don't get it.