Decisions

Evan Merk -- 15-May-2013 07:34:55 am -- If you remember pirates of the carribean you'll know a mermaid gets legs when it dries up. Joshua Max Edwin Andrews -- 13-Apr-2013 07:39:12 pm -- The mermaid would have some sort of hole to stick it in. Matthew Mclean -- 12-Apr-2013 11:47:05 pm -- the first one, blow jobs are good too you know ^.^. Ryan Lavigne -- 08-Apr-2013 02:46:00 pm -- Not to mention... The mermaid would probably only talk to you, so she could get to know you before she eats you. Zii Miller -- 03-Apr-2013 09:55:25 pm -- Can't have sex anyway unless you want to do it underwater and drown. Left. Janine Bignell -- 03-Apr-2013 09:05:27 pm -- The mermaids hot, I'd choose her. Jason Marsh -- 03-Apr-2013 09:04:07 pm -- blow jobs and titty fucking no chance of pregnancy... Ernie HarlemShakah Bragg -- 24-Mar-2013 04:49:41 pm -- It's a trick question; if you're alone on an uninhabited island, then you don't get a companion ;). Alex Geiger -- 29-Jan-2013 12:13:21 pm -- Mermaids can still give bjs. Tyler Adams -- 29-Jan-2013 11:42:59 am -- I'll just put it in where ever her poop comes out of. Xander Brightside Bryan -- 29-Jan-2013 11:40:01 am -- A, them regular mermaids must get pregnant somehow and it is a mans mission to discover such a mystery when they're having a conversation accompanied by a blowjob. Tya Franaszek -- 26-Jan-2013 11:11:59 am -- mermaid,, boobs and and oraphis(how ever that is spelt). Kody Palmer -- 25-Dec-2012 01:48:38 pm -- It's obvious. A would be my choice. You can still get bj's and hj's, plus someone to talk to. Remember, you're on an UNINHABITED ISLAND. Even if it is annoying, at least you have someone to talk to, and besides, who would want to screw something that's stomach - head is a fish? Shawn Cunningham -- 25-Dec-2012 01:06:39 pm -- "i said I love havin sex but id rather get some head" hahahahahahahahahaaa. Aaron Holstead -- 24-Dec-2012 07:40:40 pm -- gotta choose B ' you don't have to look at the mantle piece while poking the fire'. Chris Yonek -- 24-Dec-2012 07:33:46 pm -- I can eat the top and have the bottom. Ashley Moran -- 23-Dec-2012 04:53:51 pm -- (b) Id feel like I'm tappin magikarp :'). Gary Keenan -- 23-Dec-2012 12:46:21 pm -- Technically you'd also be raping a fish, since fish can't talk there is no way to determine how a fish would consent to sex. Wesley Kerns -- 20-Dec-2012 12:43:09 pm -- have a three sum. Wesley Kerns -- 20-Dec-2012 12:42:48 pm -- have a three su, Deniz Kendirci -- 20-Dec-2012 12:23:51 pm -- of course the one on the left. 1- she's not disgusting as much as the right one. 2- she has hands and mouth for handjobs and blowjobs. Randy Killmer -- 20-Dec-2012 12:22:43 pm -- human head, gives me something to put it in andsomething to entertain me, plus I don't think I could keep it up staring at a fish head. John Campy -- 19-Dec-2012 11:43:26 am -- The first one, because for the second one, both lips will smell like fish. Anthony Lewis -- 18-Oct-2012 04:11:18 am -- I've heard a lot of good suggestions but not this one. the one on the right has gills! therefor when I go crazy enough from loneliness I can kill the fish and use her gills to breath underwater! then I can live in the ocean with the girl on the left. Tobias Gaucin -- 11-Oct-2012 08:07:26 pm -- looks like I'm getting oral ;). Tyson Teo -- 11-Oct-2012 07:49:50 pm -- the dude's watched too much pirates of the Caribbean too. Tyson Teo -- 11-Oct-2012 07:48:32 pm -- A is the answer, for 1, at least she can do a BJ.. secondly, you can always ride on her and get the hell out of the island...pfffffff. Daniel Spicer -- 10-Oct-2012 06:39:53 pm -- Ill pick boobs and a blowjob over just pussy. besides, I doubt I'd be able to have sex with something that looked like that.. O.O Bobby Muse -- 20-Sep-2012 11:22:40 pm -- If you could change that fwap fwap to fap fap then there's like a 50% chance we'd be in business here... Nikki Bryan -- 20-Sep-2012 11:00:33 pm -- The mermaid has a mouth. I'm okay with this. Phil Paterson -- 20-Sep-2012 10:36:23 pm -- Anyone seen Pirates of the Caribbean obviously A, mermaids have legs on land! Frozen Siox -- 06-Sep-2012 02:15:28 pm -- I'd say A, because she can give you bjs, hjs and the bonus...Boobs. B=Pussy=Nice fuck, except for the upper part, that's why you choose A, because the upper part there can act for all that you need from the bottom part of B ;). Camilla Lindblom -- 06-Sep-2012 08:12:19 am -- I'd choose B, I'll eat her.. she seems to have some good meat on her legs.. and I'll use the rest of her fish body to catch new prey, like crab or hungry seabirds.. her upper body surely doesn't look very apetiting '3'. Conrad Xu -- 06-Sep-2012 04:29:45 am -- Its really funny how a lot of us need to justify for the one of the left. Its obvious really. James Spetsnaz -- 06-Sep-2012 03:11:17 am -- A. Works out better, and you can at least have a conversation so the island isn't so boring. Plus, B is just disturbing to look at. Aaron Strutt -- 06-Sep-2012 01:45:58 am -- The first one, obviously. The other one would die while she could swim out and collect fish to eat, and talk with you to keep you sane. Plus, if we're talking about sexual satisfaction, blowjobs are pretty damn good. Jayson Bounds -- 06-Sep-2012 01:29:22 am -- Really? does nobody know mermaids grow legs on land? Sang Minh -- 06-Sep-2012 12:40:30 am -- A duh who would like to walk around with someone who has an fish head? Owen Morphman Berkin -- 06-Sep-2012 12:05:53 am -- just to make sure people are well informed. some fish do in fact reproduce via sexual contact (see the Horn Shark for reference) so there's no reason you couldn't pork a mermaid. if she isn't half of one of those kinda fish. everything has a bumhole. :) Casey Guo -- 05-Sep-2012 11:46:08 pm -- A. No pussy but plenty of head at least. Aryan Negini -- 05-Sep-2012 11:42:48 pm -- I choose A, There is still blow jobs and tit jobs. Paul Ha -- 05-Sep-2012 11:36:07 pm -- A because it already smells like fish down there xD. Richard Lester -- 28-Aug-2012 07:58:07 am -- skyler the chimera mermaids exist as the picture has depicted them no arguements abotu it. Konkor James Franklin -- 28-Aug-2012 06:43:29 am -- Fuck. IM GOING IN ALONE! Boat Juice -- 28-Aug-2012 06:17:31 am -- ... How do I end up here? haha Mario van der Westhuizen -- 28-Aug-2012 06:03:22 am -- guys, its clear, one has tits and the other doesn't. for me, the decision is done. Melissa Rudings -- 28-Aug-2012 05:49:40 am -- lucky for everyone mermaids grow legs on dry land and go complete Syren when under water. Daniela Gylden -- 28-Aug-2012 05:24:33 am -- Is this from some manga? Tao Toms -- 28-Aug-2012 05:16:48 am -- The normal mermaid - I'd rather have conversation. :) Sione Mafi Latu -- 28-Aug-2012 05:15:36 am -- A. Because 'B' would give me so much fucking nightmares that I'd wish to be haunted by The SlenderMan. Glenn Phillips -- 28-Aug-2012 05:14:31 am -- Yeah I'm not choosing a half and half creature....Ill take the fish please. Jeff Shurling -- 28-Aug-2012 05:09:43 am -- I would rather go with A because of her looks would make me happy. Tyler Anthony Jaynes -- 28-Aug-2012 05:06:37 am -- Definately A both hands: Cook, clean, handjobs etc. Mouth: blowjobs Kristoffer Nohr Welcher -- 28-Aug-2012 05:05:29 am -- The mermaid. At leash she can lead a decent conversation rather than a fwap fwap. Brock Purdie -- 28-Aug-2012 05:05:19 am -- WhenU Think About It U Could Chose The Bottom Half And Have A Baby If Possible If Your Baby Is Girl And Full Human The U Go. Matty Leesmith -- 24-Aug-2012 02:47:51 pm -- At least you don't have to listen to the right one's shit. Tyler Godfrey -- 24-Aug-2012 01:40:47 pm -- The one on the left has lungs. The fish would die on land and then you'd be a necrophiliac for having relations with it. Moose Raja -- 24-Aug-2012 11:31:56 am -- first one... I could just slit her a vagina and fuck the corpse endlessly w.o fear of pregnancy... sure it'll be cold, but she's amphibious, so she's already cold blooded and thus cold... I'd prolly eat the parts of the lower half that I wouldn't be fucking.... >:d haha Trevor William Harnden -- 24-Aug-2012 11:24:30 am -- Well I'd take A there's a chance she could turn human when she leaves the water ^_^. Matt Kell Campbell -- 24-Aug-2012 10:30:27 am -- Fuck you all, give me B anyday. Evelio Garcia Jr -- 24-Aug-2012 09:41:28 am -- well...there has to be another hole with A somewhere, right? Ine Jacquet -- 17-Aug-2012 04:59:59 am -- 90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love. since u have read this, u will be told good news 2night. If u don't post this on nine comments your worst week starts now. Karlo Vedriš -- 16-Aug-2012 04:43:19 pm -- right one wouldn't nag all the fucking time. Niall Rhys Scullion -- 16-Aug-2012 04:41:51 pm -- I would take both and conduct some implant surgery. Eric McClatchey -- 10-Aug-2012 05:02:52 pm -- both+machete= :D Area Tiofemtiosex -- 10-Aug-2012 02:16:12 pm -- Definatly A. If things get tough, you can cook the fish part of her. :) Sanjay Bhambhu -- 10-Aug-2012 11:29:04 am -- I want A: MERMAID (TOP-HALF HUMAN). Mats-Mete Umur Svendsen -- 10-Aug-2012 11:22:58 am -- A : titty fuck and bj.. Brian Gachie -- 10-Aug-2012 10:58:11 am -- If you think about it carefully, only A could be a companion because she could act like one - B however is a fish brain; all you can do is do her and you'd have to carry her all the time if she were to be a companion. Cody E. Grinnell -- 10-Aug-2012 10:53:26 am -- easily the one with the human top. and could be like the little mermaid, were she can change her bottum to a humans bottum. Cody E. Grinnell -- 10-Aug-2012 10:52:32 am -- easily the top. Everett Carroll -- 04-Aug-2012 11:42:39 am -- how about I wouldn't choose something that could just swim away! Collen Chabwedzeka -- 28-Jun-2012 03:26:55 am -- B for sure. Braden Pinkowski -- 19-Jun-2012 10:17:11 am -- top half human :P Addi Hussain -- 27-May-2012 05:29:56 am -- I chose A. Samantha Renee Scales -- 26-Apr-2012 11:38:41 pm -- well think about it... the mermaid can give you a proper bj. Karan Singh -- 14-Apr-2012 11:23:20 am -- or would take d left one...and would be helping myself from behind. Karan Singh -- 14-Apr-2012 11:22:35 am -- option given I would choose both. David Esparza -- 14-Apr-2012 10:29:38 am -- A Kev Darwin -- 14-Apr-2012 10:25:21 am -- A. There are enough possibilities. AhMed MaSoudi -- 14-Apr-2012 10:21:25 am -- both r completing each other. Dan Nunney -- 14-Apr-2012 10:18:44 am -- The one on the left can; cook, clean and wash up what more do you want from a woman?