Alex Reynolds -- 06-Sep-2012 07:17:57 am -- I have a better joke: Women's Rights.
Melanie Bonnici -- 06-Sep-2012 07:17:12 am -- No the shortest joke is "You". *BA DUM TSS*.
Kira Kurai Zoldik -- 13-Aug-2012 05:19:58 am -- Here's the REAL shortest joke : "Your Penis".
Ashish Patel -- 12-Aug-2012 09:54:39 pm -- True
Travis McClelland -- 11-Aug-2012 04:02:58 pm -- Girl) Am I pretty?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away?(Boy)No.
She heard enough and was hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm.
(Boy) You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
(Boy) I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
(Boy) And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die!
(Boy whispers) Please stay with me... (Girl whispers) Of course.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. tomorrow- it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this to 5 other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years Sorry.
Richard Taylor -- 11-Aug-2012 03:57:39 pm -- the shortest joke is " Dwarf Shortage" only two words.
Zachery Miller -- 11-Aug-2012 03:54:44 pm -- Here's a shorter joke: your sex life.
It's a whole two words shorter, and it's hilarious!
Damien White -- 11-Aug-2012 03:47:47 pm -- I've got shorter. "Women"
