Andreas Thành Long Jensen -- 14-Oct-2012 08:07:34 am -- Me: "Hi mum, thanks for inviting me over. It's been a wh*-. What? Oprah, what are you doing here?"
Oprah: "I'm your mum!"
Me: "No, my mum is Vietnamese and you're not.."
Oprah: "I'm sitting in an arm chair, I've cooked a nice dinner especially for you, my son.. and I'm rich."
Me: "Sounds legit! Hi mum!"
Chris Bell -- 14-Oct-2012 07:08:39 am -- "Mom we're going to the park to play!"
Opra: "OK, be careful! It's pretty big there, IN YELLOW NATIONAL STONE PARK!"
Cameron Smith -- 13-Oct-2012 06:57:51 pm -- I am so lost.
Benito Morales -- 11-Oct-2012 06:55:20 pm -- Oprah: you get a blueberry waffle, and YOU get a blueberry waffle, EVERYBODY GETS BLUEBERRY WAFFLES!