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2D Party Pres Candidate Guinea Clones "Demreptual" Stewart-Colber

Today the 2D party Presidential Candidate and Welebrity Salvatore Guinea Sr. held his press conference in New York City's lower Manhattan.

After a long deliberation, he announced his Presidential running mate and in a first for politics, unveiled his cloned Vice-President, Mr. Stewart Colbert.

Apparently frustrated while trying to find his right counter half, Candidate Guinea chose to clone samples from both Jon Stewart of the Daily Show and Stephen Colbert from Colbert Nation fame thus resulting in the rare hybrid, known in scientific circles as a "Demreptual".

"I lika them both butta only halfa each, so together they maka one bigga whole" Candidate Guinea revealed.

Guinea is leading his 2D parties charge, garnering support from the public but not from either side of the Washington aisle.

It is projected in the straw polls that with the addition of his choice in the Stewart and Colbert clone, Candidate Guinea will give the current White House administration a run for its money.

Created by Ray St.Claire, you can view the pilot episode and visit Sal Guinea Sr and his crazy family on youtube @




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP-o-lNTse0

or at their website@ www.theguineasshow.com

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