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2D Party Presidential Hopeful Guinea Holds Washington Press Conference

Today 2012 Presidential Candidate and Welebrity Salvatore Guinea Sr., representing the national "2D Party" spoke out to send his message loud and clear at his Washington Press conference.

Candidate Guinea finds himself well in the lead of the 2D party taking a less is more approach to the politics as usual attitude that surrounds the other 99% of the public and his competition.

After throwing his hat into the ring several weeks ago he has compiled a crack staff who lay the tracks upon which Candidate Guinea rolls on.

His appearances have drew huge crowds, all the average working man and woman.

Maybe its because he knows what its like to be imprisoned in a thin flat world or maybe its because like everyone else, hes tired of all the politics of dancing in Washington, but in either case, his people are loyal and his message is clear.

His candid and straight forward manner has flung him to the forefront
of the Occupy Movement as he has become a symbol of Twitter-ism and a source of levity in these trying times.

According to Candidate Guinea, "If the world can't maka fun of itself..I willa".

As the protests get larger and the stakes get higher, the pressure is on for one
candidate to move ahead of the pack.

As far as the 2D Party is concerned, they found their man in Sal Guinea.
But did he?

Mr. Guinea continues, " for years they runna eveything a 3D and looka all the trouble. Its a easy to maka ones life confusa but whats a hard is to keepa it simple. 2D is a the way"

Pretty prophetic coming from a man who wears an apron to work "just in case we gotta cook someting".

I think the more important question is, can Mr. Guinea make a great meatball?

Stay tuned to find out if the Whitehouse kitchen can survive.

You can visit Mr.Guinea and his family on youtube @

or at their website @ @ www.theguineasshow.com

Don't miss meeting the Guinea Family...Their "one bigga meatball familia!"

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