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Best Salesman Ever

Even if I didn't need it, I would still buy it out of pure awesomeness.

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Cuddle Buddies
  • Vans
  • Birth Control Effectiveness
  • That Dilation...
  • Two in the Pink, One in the Stink
  • A white elephant
  • Found MJ on the cover of an old Danish book
  • Santa strawberry
  • Cardboard box bunker guards