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Chris Martin: A Very Nice Dude

"It's so hot Dick Cheney waterboarded himself... It was so hot in LA that Lindsay Lohan had to rely on an air conditioner to supply her blow."

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Uploaded on May 26, 2011

Categories stand-up

Tags dick, comedians, stand-up, comics, martin, purple, chris, jefferson, verne-troyer, applebee-s

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