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Chris Martin: Happy Canada Day

"By applause, who's for Team Jacob? By applause, who's for Team Edward? By applause, who's on Team I don't give a rat's ass." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin sucks the life out of the audience by talking Twilight July 15, 2010 at Cozzy's Comedy Club's open mic in Newport News, VA. Slim Bloodworth is the MC.

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Uploaded on May 23, 2011

Categories stand-up

Tags stand-up, july, comics, martin, chris, bunker, fourth, comdian, adolf-hitler

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