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Death Of A Salesdog

I dont say hes a great dog. Ringo never made a lot of money. His name was never in the paper. Hes not the finest character that ever lived. But hes a canine being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid. Hes not to be allowed to fall in his grave like an old human. Attention, attention must finally be paid to such an animal.

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