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Harry Potter And The Mid-Life Crisis

In this thrilling installment in J.K. Rowlings classic fantasy series, Harry signs up for eHarmony, chickens out, then starts getting really involved with fantasy football and goes on the Jared dietonly to discover Voldemort has left yet another Horcrux in the lunchmeat. Or you know what? No. Just forget we even wrote this book.

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