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Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop At Walmart

A gunman at a Dearborn, MI Walmart is holding dozens of shoppers who say they only happened to be at the tacky megachain by coincidence.

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Uploaded on May 12, 2011

Categories news-tv

Tags comedy, onion, walmart, shooting, the-onion

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