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Infinity Shoes: What Would You Do With Three Wishes?

What happens when you’re totally shoe crazy? It’s seemingly a quiet night at home when one girl’s shoe hunger intersects with fate (in the form of a token yellowish glow that seemingly strolls onto her doorstep). What glows when it comes knocking at your door you may ask? No, it’s not Santa Clause. But if you guessed “Shoe Fairy”, you’re on the right track!

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