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Life Advice

"Here are some words to help you live.

Inspired by John Green's recent advice on investment strategies for youth, and Alex Day's recent demonstration of safety protocols while working with chaos emeralds.

If you are a female gay, then obviously you should strive to get a female male wife. My point was that the gender of your wife is a secondary consideration to back strength. Wives have to do a lot of heavy lifting.

Best wishes in your preferably-less-than-four-casualties journey towards eternal life."

Yviscidume Yviscidume
Uploaded on Jul 7, 2011

Categories stand-up

Tags comedy, life, stand-up, advice

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