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Most Pathetic Guy In The World

When you are a dork-face loser, the only sure way to get laid is to surround yourself in toys and movies, and wait for some other loser to define you by your pathetic, juvenile tastes. For the rest of us just use alcohol.

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One in a million shot
  • Well played, science...
  • Puppy found in combat before and after
  • Even Grumpy Cat Can't Resist
  • Drunk yoga.
  • Boss brought his dog into work today
  • My friend has one of the prettiest cats I've ever seen
  • Owl tree
  • Wrong product!