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My Least Favorite Words

You're probably wondering which words won't be among the 3,091,425 contained in my star-studded celebrity autobiography. Here are some of the words that are not.

It's my own celebrity autobiography called I LIGHT UP MY LIFE: THE MARK SAM CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY. Each of its 789 pages are full of poignant genius, and I only hope one day to secure a publisher and share it with the waiting world.

You may wonder at the possible prematurity of such a tome, penned as it has been in the last moments before the actual ascent of my career. But I wasn't sure there'd be time later, when I'm actually famous!

Video by Tim Kava

ilightupmylife ilightupmylife
Uploaded on Jul 18, 2011

Categories funny

Tags funny, comedy, humor, words, mark, sam, palin, fringe, rosenthal

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