Starship Baconprise

The lyrics, since they were missing: Alien: I don't know what you think you're doing! This is absolutely preposterous! Robot: Trust me! I'm a professional. Alien: If we miss the human historical records by even one inch the results could be catastrophic! ... OH NO! We're doomed! Hypercubes spawn cats on guitars A man got crushed and his face was stomped Vader is Bowie (Major Tom), Richard wants ten bucks The van rolled backwards over Herman and Scott It is quite sad Losing all you once had had My colorless mind has no ideas Now that my heart was discovered to be a machine Some mistakes last forever Sheep and puppies destroy each other Dinosaur studying aviation While the bacon rolls back gonna rule the nation Lotion, Sonic, Homer wonders why A man gets slammed And a blind girl cries while a clown gets hung Now there's tacos everywhere Now Airbud got owned and a fat woman falls down the stairs ...for eternity Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Bubba ribba-libba