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Suicide Hotline

His self-help book I'm Not Joking in the Slightest, Just Kill Yourself Right Now flew off the shelves. It doesn't have any discernible star rating on Amazon, presumably because its readers are too dead to write one.

scalis2011 scalis2011
Uploaded on Jun 3, 2011

Categories funny

Tags death, gun, kill, operator, hood, phone, office, pills, suicide, telephone, skeleton, hotline, debutante, sterile

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