MOBPAC, the political arm of a consortium of Underworld Organizations, has endorsed Newt Gingrich and issued it's first Super-PAC commercial. A Mob spokesman says Gingrich is their candidate because "he's fat, has no scruples and big Cojones." The organization, which represents most significant criminal enterprises in the US says Gingrich would have won the most recent primary except for a mistake regarding votes from deceased Floridians. The mistakes has been corrected, and the man in charged whacked, according to MOBPAC.
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